a disharmonious mix of humor, recipes, news and whatever else---designed to entertain, enlighten and inform you of the news and information you may be missing. and, yes, i sometimes do bring my soapbox along.
very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the
time has come to depart from this world. After considering various
methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through
the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and
asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is
located two inches below the left nipple. The old woman hangs up the
phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.