A Bit of Priestly Humor

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.  You will have to go back to earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What will it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above

the Rocky Mountains ." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first

priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any

of this week count, St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There is no way we can keep track of what you are doing."

"In that case" says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to

recall the two priests."  "Will you have any trouble locating them?" he asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He is somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult."

"Why?" asks the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota."