cute definitions

  

Silly Definitions

 ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye. 
 
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. 
 
COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 
 
DUST: 
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 
 
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 
 
HANDKERCHIEF: 
Cold Storage. 
 
MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you like flies better. 
 
RAISIN: 
A grape with a bad sunburn. 
 
SECRET: 
Something you tell to one person at a time. 
 
SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to "extraction." 
 
TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 
 
YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly expressed. 
 And MY Personal Favorite!!  
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my "character lines."