Road Rage

An honest man was being tailgated by a

stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just
 in front of him.

> > > He did the right thing, stopping at the
> > > crosswalk, even though he could have
> > > beaten the red light by accelerating through
> > > the intersection.

> > > The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the
> > > horn, screaming in frustration as she missed
> > > her chance to get through the intersection,
> > > dropping her cell phone and makeup.

> > > As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a
> > > tap on her window and looked up into the
> > > face of a very serious police officer.

> > > The officer ordered her to exit her car with
> > > her hands up.

> > > He took her to the police station where she
> > > was searched, finger printed, photographed,
> > > and placed in a holding cell.

> > > After a couple of hours, a policeman
> > > approached the cell and opened the door.

> > > She was escorted back to the booking desk
> > > where the arresting officer was waiting with
> > > her personal effects.

> > > He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
> > > see, I pulled up behind your car while you
> > > were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy
> > > in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
> > > him.

> > > "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
> > > the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker,
> > > the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper
> > > sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
> > > Fish emblem on the trunk.

 Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."