Another Funny(?) Blonde Joke

>A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting
       there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?

        The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
 voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
  is only
     fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

      1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
       2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl and a dyke".
        3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in
  karate.
         4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional
  weightlifter.
          5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

        Now, think about it seriously Mister, Do you still wanna tell that
  joke?

        The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
  "Nah...not  if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."