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Two Newfies, Archie and Harry, were driving down
>the road
>> drinking a couple of beers. The passenger, Harry said, "Lord tunderin'
>> jaisis...up ahead, Arch, It's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get
>> busted
 >> fer drinkin'!!"

"Don't worry," Archie said. "We'll just pull over and
>> finish

> drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label, stick it on  our
 >> foreheads and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" 

"Just let
> me do the
>>>   talkin', OK?

 Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties
>out of sight and put a label on each of their foreheads. When they
>> reached
>>> the roadblock, the officer took a look at the pair of them and said, 

>>> >> "You
> boys been drinkin'?"      

"No, Sir," said Archie while pointing to the
>>> >> labels, 

 "We're on the patch."
>>> >>