the bank was robbed--------------

 This is just too funny not  to share. Excerpted from an article
which appeared in the Dublin  Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the  bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at
disabling the  security system got underway immediately. The
robbers,who  expected to find one or two large safes filled with
cash &  valuables, were  surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes
throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first
safe's  combination, and inside they
found only a small bowl of vanilla  pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one  robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."

The robbers  opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing
but vanilla  pudding. The process continued until all  safes were
opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce  of
gold.  Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of  pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each  leaving with
nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.  The
newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM  BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS

MORNING...