60's Song Rewritten For The Senior Boomers

Artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate

the baby boomers.  The new titles are listed below:

1. Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

6. Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now.

7. Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

9. Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

10. Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

11. Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

12. The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

13. Abba --- Denture Queen.

14. Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

15. Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

16. Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again

17. Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To.