Holy Water vs. Turpentine
->A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
> turpentine and
>shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
>A little while later a Priest came along
>and asked the little boy what he had.
>The little boy replied,
> "This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
>it's called turpentine."
>The Priest said,
> "No, the most powerful liquid in the world
>is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water
>and rub it on a pregnant women's belly,
>she'll pass a healthy baby."
>The little boy replied,
> "You take some of this here turpentine
>and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass
>a Harley Davidson."
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