Lucky guess?
A woman was shopping at her local
supermarket where she selected a quart
of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart
of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a
1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was
unloading her items on the conveyor
belt to check-out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.
He commented, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, looked at
her six items before the cashier.
Seeing nothing particularly unusual
about her selections, she replied pleasantly,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
SMILE
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