Cute Church Joke
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>> A country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the
>> boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young
>> men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem
>> too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his
>> father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and
>> placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a
>> bottle of whisky and a Playboy magazine.
>>
>> "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to
>> himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which
>> object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like
>> me, and what a
>> blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a
>> businessman, and that would be okay, too.
>>
>> But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard,
>> and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up
>> that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
>>
>> The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
>> entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
>> books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
>> objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to
>> inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his
>> arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He
>> uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's
>> centerfold.
>>
>> "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's
>> gonna be a televangelist !
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