last funny of the night--maybe

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) 

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men

by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a

mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black

leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the

woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night

long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a

raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I

opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we

had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me

he said,


" What's for dinner, Zorro?"