Thursday, August 8, 2013

LIKE PUNS?


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>1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
>2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a
>rest.
>3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all
>right now.
>4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference
>5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
>6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
>7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
>8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened
>criminal.
>9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
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> 10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
>11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C L A.
>12. The professor discover
ed that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky
>ground.
>13. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
>14. If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
>15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
>16. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)