A Scotsman walking down the street sees a
woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me
bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps
He turns around, runs around the block and
gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for
$1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got
So the Scotsman runs around the next block
and faces her again.
"Would you let me bite your breasts just once
for $10,000 dollars?"
She thinks about it for a while and says,
"Hmm.......$10,000 dollars - Ok, just once,
but not here. Let's go to that dark
alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes
off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts
in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them
and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly,
kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them,
but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,
"Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"
"Nay", says the Scotsman... "Costs too much"