Granny packing heat
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida... An
elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found
four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn.t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady,
somewhat shaken, t hen proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back ofthe car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not
get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on
her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a
football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the fr ont seat... A few minutes
later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She
loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her
mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida... An
elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found
four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping
bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice,
"I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn.t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady,
somewhat shaken, t hen proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back ofthe car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not
get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on
her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a
football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the fr ont seat... A few minutes
later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She
loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her
mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.
MORAL OF THE STORY?
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.
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