Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Don't Get Scared Reading This


The Cemetery

One dark night two men were walking home after
a party and decided to take a shortcut through
the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tapping
noise coming from the misty shadows.


Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a
 hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
 headstones. "Holy cow, mister!" one of them said
after catching his breath, "You scared us half
to death, we thought you were a ghost! What are
you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled,

"They misspelled my name!"