Thursday, August 8, 2013


>Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large 
>raging violent river. 

>Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please 
>give me the strength to cross the river." 

>Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim 
>across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice. 

>After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me the 
>strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat 
>and strong arms and legs and he was able to row across in about an hour 
>after almost capsizing once. 

>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,"God, 
>please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the 
>river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked 
>one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.